The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.906 billion Elejamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 20,813 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 549,086 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, all the playground's a stage for Elejamian schoolchildren, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime is totally unknown. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 181,965^th in the world and 2,337^th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 749.34 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.