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Most Compassionate Citizens: 165thNicest Citizens: 192ndMost Inclusive: 216th
The Compassionate Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Headpat Central

Population6.317 billion

CapitalHeadpat City
LeaderLeader

Currencyflorin
Animalfox

The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.317 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,431 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 226,536 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 496th in the world and 14th in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 96.63 Years.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 165thNicest Citizens: 192ndMost Inclusive: 216thLeast Corrupt Governments: 224thMost Pacifist: 227thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 240thSafest: 334thMost Developed: 434thHealthiest Citizens: 477thBest Weather: 486thLongest Average Lifespans: 496thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 508thMost Beautiful Environments: 657thLargest Publishing Industry: 865thMost Cultured: 889thLowest Crime Rates: 987thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,029thSmartest Citizens: 1,051stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,168thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,201stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,254thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,256thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,518thMost Influential: 1,548thLargest Governments: 1,551stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,736thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,737thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,749thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,906thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,048thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,123rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,192ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,492ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,415thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,617thTop
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Most Secular: 10,842ndHighest Economic Output: 11,177thHighest Drug Use: 12,441stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,933rdMost Income Equality: 14,773rdMost Stationary: 15,645th
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Nicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 46th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 51st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 69th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 80th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 91st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 152nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 176th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 184th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 193rd in the regionMost Stationary: 225th in the regionLargest Populations: 338th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 364th in the regionMost Secular: 389th in the regionNudest: 428th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 825th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Headpat Central lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Headpat Central voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, escalators are avoided at all costs.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Headpat Central was endorsed by The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man.

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