by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 160thNicest Citizens: 182ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 196th
The Compassionate Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.
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Headpat Central

Population8.152 billion

CapitalHeadpat City


The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.152 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,935 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 237,454 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 236,173rd in the world and 8,038th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.62 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 160thNicest Citizens: 182ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 196thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 203rdMost Inclusive: 205thMost Pacifist: 216thMost Developed: 379thHealthiest Citizens: 399thLongest Average Lifespans: 423rdBest Weather: 434thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 467thMost Beautiful Environments: 538thSafest: 587thLargest Publishing Industry: 716thMost Cultured: 744thSmartest Citizens: 813thMost Cheerful Citizens: 819thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,009thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,153rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,199thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,220thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,335thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,350thLargest Governments: 1,406thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,415thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,551stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,622ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,783rdMost Influential: 1,853rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,924thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,613thHighest Average Incomes: 4,064thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,608thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,017thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,593rdHighest Economic Output: 8,663rdMost Secular: 11,370thTop
Most Stationary: 13,894th
Nicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 94th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 145th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 159th in the regionMost Stationary: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 201st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 207th in the regionLargest Populations: 293rd in the regionMost Secular: 402nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 660th in the region

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