Population | 14.441 billion |
Capital | Headpat City |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | florin |
Animal | fox |
The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.441 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 3,845 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 266,275 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
An internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Leader, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Headpat Central is ranked 778th in the world and 14th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 421 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Headpat Central was endorsed by The Federationist States of Osmauri.
- : Headpat Central was endorsed by The Kekkeryist Kekkury Yuh Yeet of Yukkira.
- : Headpat Central endorsed The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : Headpat Central was endorsed by The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : Headpat Central endorsed The Shining Dawn Light of Langburn.
- : Headpat Central endorsed Aurovika.
- : Headpat Central endorsed The Bison and Belgian King of Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich.
- : Headpat Central was endorsed by The Shining Dawn Light of Langburn.
- : Headpat Central was endorsed by Aurovika.
- : Headpat Central was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 133 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Kaigi, ReeK, Kangarawa, Amjedia, Asendavia, Euricanis, Harro Waarudho, Kriov, Peatiktist, Unger under over, Goodnamesarerare, Republic of Berzerkistan, Hizuru, Axdel, Pakitsk, Ridann, Mundiferrum, Enlil, BearStackof2015, Talitoa, Roliganistan, Dragons Blood, Grossvietnam, Todd McCloud, Drunken Seal Islands, Kalaratri, Bai Lung, Ripsylvania, Plazland, Ad Honorem Dei, Fellon, Freedomindia, Barfleur, The Three States of Fortuna, Spiruvania, A mean old man, Pekweng, Stellar Colonies, New Leganes, Samaltak True, Zang0, The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia, Elejamie, From New World, CheeseBurrito, Cacnesia, Blobbo, Adolanta, Under Upper Antartica, and 83 others.Modra, Daravon, ReReReRepublic, Empire of Dabiristan, Aivintis, East Malaysia, Sandboxford, Propwash, Agave, Mardom, The 7th Coalition of Alba, The Marlands, Clarence-Voslage, Tea Jol, Ami BangTanation, Estande, Northen Luxembourg, Santa Dystopia, Sansangra, Kavanos, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Romanoddle Republic, Wakeopolis, Sea Lions, Marrabuk, The Holy Rat, Vaskeden, Wiranath, Neratica, Azosd, OhCraplakistan, Pondingonia, Lunma Un, Akimera, Murshan, Cymru Broadcasters, Verconia, La Xinga, EmpireBR, Kucia, Alleramica, United Worlds of Waifuland, Roissyland, Kublam, Tassirion, Northern Guyeds Koblinge, Dwightica, Troc, Bachtendekuppen, Malvekia, Evrigenis, Xinjiayuan, Khusja, Connerii, Coruh, Danelaw Scandinavia, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Angbo, Washingtonian Order, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, The Empire of Rijelv, BeNjAmInLaNdIa, Atrocha, Chinesasia, Dremaur, Triumphiam, Hieggary, Evdon, Liberatarianism, Reynar, Kuberistan, Katalantana, Valemont, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Langburn, Konyai, Yukkira, and Osmauri.