The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.317 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,431 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 226,536 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Headpat Central lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Headpat Central voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, escalators are avoided at all costs.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
- : Headpat Central was endorsed by The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man.
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