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Most Compassionate Citizens: 297th Nicest Citizens: 370th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 398th
The Compassionate Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Headpat Central

Population4.059 billion

CapitalHeadpat City
LeaderLeader

Currencyflorin
Animalfox

The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.059 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth 723 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 178,248 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, and editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 160,254th in the world and 5,752nd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -26.08 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 297thNicest Citizens: 370thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 398thLeast Corrupt Governments: 440thMost Inclusive: 505thMost Pacifist: 523rdSafest: 682ndBest Weather: 827thHealthiest Citizens: 852ndLongest Average Lifespans: 987thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,050thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,108thMost Developed: 1,157thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,291stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,317thTop
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Most Influential: 1,678thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,705thMost Cultured: 1,748thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,082ndSmartest Citizens: 2,160thLowest Crime Rates: 2,546thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,653rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,911thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,129thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,695thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,503rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,621stLargest Governments: 4,986thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,129thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,892ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,974thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8,369thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,110thNudest: 12,131stMost Secular: 15,158th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 35th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 38th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 68th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 69th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Influential: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 96th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 96th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 129th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 136th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 143rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 169th in the regionNudest: 211th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 271st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 279th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 291st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 340th in the regionLargest Populations: 412th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 460th in the regionMost Secular: 468th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Headpat Central withdrew its endorsement from The Don't Endorse Me of A Slanted Black Stripe.
  • : Headpat Central endorsed The Cartographer Guy of Staynes.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, Fox is one of the most popular forenames in Headpat Central.
  • : Headpat Central was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.

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World Assembly

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