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Least Corrupt Governments: 157thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 178thMost Inclusive: 339th
The Compassionate Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Headpat Central

Population14.441 billion

CapitalHeadpat City
LeaderLeader

Currencyflorin
Animalfox

The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.441 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 3,845 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 266,275 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Leader, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 778th in the world and 14th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 421 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 157thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 178thMost Inclusive: 339thMost Compassionate Citizens: 395thMost Pacifist: 415thHighest Food Quality: 418thNicest Citizens: 425thHealthiest Citizens: 437thMost Developed: 446thLongest Average Lifespans: 474thBest Weather: 510thMost Beautiful Environments: 524thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 549thSafest: 620thSmartest Citizens: 714thMost Cultured: 778thLargest Publishing Industry: 811thLargest Welfare Programs: 955thMost Cheerful Citizens: 994thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,001stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,036thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,040thLowest Crime Rates: 1,063rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,093rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,206thLargest Governments: 1,253rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,474thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,524thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,530thMost Influential: 2,161stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,295thMost Efficient Economies: 2,591stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,856thHighest Average Incomes: 4,254thHighest Economic Output: 5,028thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,220thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,859thMost Stationary: 9,477thMost Secular: 11,311thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,839thMost Patriotic: 23,766thLargest Populations: 27,901st
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Nicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 50th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 76th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 77th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 84th in the regionMost Influential: 85th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 126th in the regionMost Stationary: 137th in the regionLargest Populations: 204th in the regionMost Secular: 251st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 348th in the regionMost Patriotic: 390th in the regionNudest: 413th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 535th in the region

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