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Bai Lung

Population33.274 billion

LeaderLin Zhang

CurrencyBai Lungese Dollar
AnimalTiger Pig and Man

The Republic of Bai Lung is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lin Zhang with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.274 billion Bai Lungeses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongjing. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bai Lungian economy, worth an astonishing 14,657 trillion Bai Lungese Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 440,508 Bai Lungese Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Bai Lung's pristine beaches, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bai Lung's national animal is the Tiger Pig and Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bai Lung is ranked 141st in the world and 3rd in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 96.31 Obesity Rate.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 73rdLargest Mining Sector: 92ndLargest Insurance Industry: 104thFattest Citizens: 141stMost Avoided: 156thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 157thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 174thHighest Disposable Incomes: 180thHighest Economic Output: 190thLargest Agricultural Sector: 242ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 316thMost Efficient Economies: 382ndLowest Crime Rates: 443rdHighest Average Incomes: 543rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 786thMost Corrupt Governments: 819thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 870thHighest Poor Incomes: 917thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 983rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 990thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,053rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,167thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,215thMost Stationary: 1,282ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,446thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,463rdLargest Populations: 1,654thLargest Retail Industry: 1,961stMost Influential: 1,980thLargest Governments: 2,222ndTop
Most Armed: 2,431stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,184thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,665thRudest Citizens: 3,793rdLargest Black Market: 5,132ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,184thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,236thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,516thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,617thSafest: 8,978thSmartest Citizens: 9,506thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,378thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 18,966th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 56th in the regionMost Armed: 56th in the regionLargest Governments: 63rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 64th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 84th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 92nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 144th in the regionLargest Black Market: 177th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 215th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 255th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 262nd in the regionSafest: 284th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 367th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 572nd in the region

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