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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 67thLargest Mining Sector: 95thLargest Insurance Industry: 110th
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Bai Lung

Population31.653 billion

CapitalPyongjing
LeaderLin Zhang

CurrencyBai Lungese Dollar
AnimalTiger Pig and Man

The Republic of Bai Lung is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lin Zhang with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.653 billion Bai Lungeses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongjing. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bai Lungian economy, worth an astonishing 14,076 trillion Bai Lungese Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 444,707 Bai Lungese Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bai Lung's national animal is the Tiger Pig and Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bai Lung is ranked 207,216th in the world and 8,152nd in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.22 Crimes Per Hour.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 67thLargest Mining Sector: 95thLargest Insurance Industry: 110thFattest Citizens: 131stMost Avoided: 151stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 167thHighest Disposable Incomes: 174thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 177thHighest Economic Output: 186thLargest Agricultural Sector: 210thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 292ndMost Efficient Economies: 348thLowest Crime Rates: 402ndHighest Average Incomes: 478thMost Corrupt Governments: 742ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 755thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 805thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 923rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 932ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 934thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 964thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,054thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,214thMost Stationary: 1,351stLargest Retail Industry: 1,660thLargest Populations: 1,698thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,721stMost Influential: 1,723rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,899thLargest Governments: 2,076thTop
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Most Armed: 2,146thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,290thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,202ndRudest Citizens: 3,897thLargest Black Market: 3,978thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,473rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,886thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,056thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,230thSmartest Citizens: 9,027thSafest: 9,309thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,550thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 18,028th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Armed: 51st in the regionLargest Governments: 53rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Influential: 81st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 92nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 99th in the regionRudest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 124th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 155th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 213th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 219th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 245th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 285th in the regionSafest: 313th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 517th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 731st in the region

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