The Republic of The Common Conservative Movement is a large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 91 million Common Conservative Movementians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, although Healthcare, Defense, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 23.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Common Conservative Movementian economy, worth 5.87 trillion Trump Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 64,554 Trump Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Common Conservative Movement's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Common Conservative Movement is ranked 229,407^th in the world and 5,093^rd in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 5.59 average smiles per day.