The Queendom of Mystiquelle is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Love with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.221 billion Mystics enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascension. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mystiquellean economy, worth a remarkable 1,808 trillion Faiths a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 127,168 Faiths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Love shrugs in the face of growing inequalities, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystiquelle's national animal is the Hope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kindness.

Mystiquelle is ranked 219,833^rd in the world and 8,195^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.17 Weapons Per Person.