The Queendom of Mystiquelle is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Love with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.763 billion Mystics enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascension. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mystiquellean economy, worth a remarkable 1,677 trillion Faiths a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 131,418 Faiths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, posters on 'Mystiquellean Values' advise against being proud of Mystiquelle, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystiquelle's national animal is the Hope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kindness.

Mystiquelle is ranked 207,067^th in the world and 9,123^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -31.81 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.