The Catholic Kingdom of Texaska is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by King William Campbell with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.003 billion Texaskans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Texaskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,353 trillion Goldcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 169,130 Goldcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Texaska's national animal is the Coyote, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Texaska is ranked 41,246^th in the world and 870^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 62,734.53 Standard Monetary Units.