by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 736thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 974thMost Influential: 1,795th
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Population930 million

LeaderHubert Gust

CurrencyVarislandic mark

The Golden of Varisland is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Hubert Gust with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 930 million Varislandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varastad. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Varislandic economy, worth 107 trillion Varislandic marks a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 116,009 Varislandic marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, pet rocks are sold by the pound, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Varisland, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varisland's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Varisland is ranked 6,525th in the world and 297th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,771.22 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 736thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 974thMost Influential: 1,795thTop
Rudest Citizens: 4,124thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,525thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,118thMost Inclusive: 11,529thMost Cultured: 13,501stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,522ndBest Weather: 13,976thMost Developed: 14,216thNicest Citizens: 14,483rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,422ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,682ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,811thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,611thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,232ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,568thLargest Retail Industry: 18,453rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,508thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,533rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,549thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,740thSmartest Citizens: 20,419th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 41st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 229th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 297th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 331st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 649th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 665th in the regionMost Cultured: 667th in the regionMost Inclusive: 668th in the regionMost Influential: 669th in the regionNudest: 704th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 719th in the regionBest Weather: 726th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 767th in the regionMost Developed: 772nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 797th in the regionNicest Citizens: 805th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 831st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 856th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 874th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 892nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 912th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Varisland, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in Varisland, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Varisland.
  • : Following new legislation in Varisland, pet rocks are sold by the pound.
  • : Varisland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Varisland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Varisland endorsed The Free Land of Jestings.
  • : Varisland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Varisland was endorsed by The Free Land of Jestings.
  • : Following new legislation in Varisland, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals.
  • : Following new legislation in Varisland, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 190 » Ethnon, Abonland, Interdimensional Zone, Territorio di Nessuno, Loli County, Corfad, Dar es Saalam, The Rhein States, Empy, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Koda-Land, Guer Aike, Newpromisedland, Shibutani, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Aeurithianar, Pallaith, Pazair, Valentine Z, Yaorozu, Abject Ludicrosity, Hamerica, Clan Spaniel, Ihese, Omnistria, Orado, The United Capital of Adam, Nistriabar, Varola, Yokciq Empire, Great Bights Mum, New Octicarg, Seenvorland, Sundred, Dabarastan, North Bratislava, Notyoutopia, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Votak Matim, Abiswashyo-bhumi, McMasterdonia, Noahs Second Country, Crader, Ereena, Loutsland, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Unsophisticate, Plasir Grand, The Endless Eventide, and 140 others.Zumlandia, The Stratosphere Islands, Xagill, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Woodsend, Unshleepd, The Windmilluminati, Napnomadia, Selfgradatude, Irishvan, Aeolist, Dreadton, Serendipita Martia, Valhalla123, 1 very fast endotarter, The Tampa Bay Rays, Malta Comino Gozo, SORT, Ver Testua, Nisastria, Praeceps, Britain v3, Fendlium, Xentherida, Conservative State of Poland, Ravendi, Pleroma Sans Romans, Wineclaw, Wilkshire, Wisconsota, Sil Dorsett, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Hyphen, Sunto, Shadowrik, The Empire of the Federation, Daiz, New Lakemba, Godwanna, Maott, The Pantheons, Kasazzastan, Korovan Isles, Kranostav, Fizban, Westinor, Zeternia, AAA Provisional Empire, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, The Iron Lions, PotatoFarmers, Frostcell, Dopeland420, Sikol, Tachycardia, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Termathe, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, Keventle, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Dangine, Asoc lon, Seanat, Brucklania, Plangainer, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Palisede, Joodey, Solskjar, Highton Islands, New Jamgra, Damsmel, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, Yalgora, Simone Republic, Xyrron, Madjack, Ihsan, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Principia Mathematica, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Andexia, Ultra777, Buckhem, Paverium, Moubarakistan, Innocentic, U S Eh, Eastern Cous Empria, Etanur, Heilhum Imperius, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Eschatosia, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Eywaan, Therizia, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Outer Shenendoah, WeKnow, Glanst, Amprak, Elvoreto, Comfed, Zaeli, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, Navsland, Rozarus, Magna Banitia, United Draconia, Cosmosplosion, Hardscrabble, and Jestings.

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