The Constitutional God-Empire of Ufafe is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nobaa Crawfal with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, devout population of 6.037 billion Ufafs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kayvab. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ufafean economy, worth 735 trillion dong a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,775 dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, kids loitering near lawns has been declared a national emergency, woodland critters flock to the safety of unfamiliar humans wearing lab-coats, and aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ufafe's national animal is the Ufaf Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leginism.

Ufafe is ranked 90,775^th in the world and 558^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 86.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.