The Socialist Republic of Warzakie is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Friedrich Von Stahl-Vektor with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.279 billion Warzakies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsakars. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warzakieans economy, worth a remarkable 2,209 trillion Exergies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 195,920 Exergies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, and Friedrich Von Stahl-Vektor reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warzakie's national animal is the Nucleon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mathemmatics.

Warzakie is ranked 8,290^th in the world and 198^th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 91.7 on the Human Development Index.