The Federal Republic of Zogradia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ayna Salaki with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.74 billion Zogradis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yakadu. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zogradese economy, worth a remarkable 3,711 trillion Kinas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,043 Kinas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School football matches are usually five-a-side, many friends and relatives of Prime Minister Ayna Salaki have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, there's a bright dawn ahead for Zogradia, and cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns. Crime is totally unknown. Zogradia's national animal is the blue whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Zogradia is ranked 5,245^th in the world and 82^nd in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.39 law-abiding acts per hour.