The 🔍 ♙⇗♟ of Pipi Pampers is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Garry Chess with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.409 billion Pampers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of En Passant. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pipi economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion prizefunds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 298,880 prizefunds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families make most of their annual income from government benefits, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Garry Chess is a silly poophead, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, and self-sufficiency is built on seizing foreign assets. Crime is totally unknown. Pipi Pampers's national animal is the Knook, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bongcloud.

Pipi Pampers is ranked 1,143^rd in the world and 14^th in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 263,192.98 Standard Monetary Units.