The Republic of Cyreen is a small, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 23 million Cyreenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 34.0%.

The Cyreenian economy, worth 993 billion Lemoncoppers a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,198 Lemoncoppers, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, Big Belly is watching you, and some say Leader has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cyreen's national animal is the Icy Swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cyreen is ranked 283,962^nd in the world and 3,878^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.02 Obesity Rate.