The Solacratic Republic of Evinea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Kwame Mensah with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.862 billion Evineans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lacragos. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth 379 trillion Unitese Mershells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 203,727 Unitese Mershells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, foreign leaders who don't applaud President Kwame Mensah's speeches are regarded as enemies of Evinea, Lacragos's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Evinea's national animal is the Evinean eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Evinea is ranked 8,407^th in the world and 252^nd in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 101.34 quips per hour.