The EPSA Naval Officer of Lucklife is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa LL with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 12.702 billion Lucklifeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scymore. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lucklifean economy, worth a remarkable 3,598 trillion Tomorins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 283,336 Tomorins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government funds large training centres to turn Cows into functioning members of society, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBL Governor goes house hunting, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lucklife's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stargazing.

Lucklife is ranked 2,621^st in the world and 49^th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 741.48 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.