The Eigenstate of Profania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aleck P Dante von Besser-Wizzer with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.891 billion progenies of Aleck hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hifelufelem. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Profanian economy, worth 464 trillion luremus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,547 luremus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, homophobia is off the menu, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime is totally unknown. Profania's national animal is the scapegoat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Procrastinism.

Profania is ranked 12,825^th in the world and 216^th in the West Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,013.36 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.