The Federal Republic of Aselon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Whittman with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.223 billion Aselonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harmony. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Aselonian economy, worth 163 trillion Astmarks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,943 Astmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, the government defends a woman's right to choose, the most recent election was a close race between President Whittman and President Whittman, and eating kids as food has been enshrined in law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aselon's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Aselon is ranked 27,259th in the world and 337th in the West Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,810.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
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Europe or EUR,
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Aselon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Aselon, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law.
- : Following new legislation in
Aselon, the most recent election was a close race between President Whittman and President Whittman.
- : Following new legislation in
Aselon, the government defends a woman's right to choose.
- : Following new legislation in
Aselon, public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help.
- : Following new legislation in
Aselon, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Aselon they're lyin'.
- : Following new legislation in
Aselon, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
- : Following new legislation in
Aselon, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers.
- : Following new legislation in
Aselon, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Aselonian satellites can detect it.
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Aselon endorsed
The Commonwealth of Nikos-Pikos.

























































