by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,423rdMost Cultured: 1,459thMost Influential: 1,551st
The Empire of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Jestem człowiekiem z miasta
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population5.308 billion


The Empire of Psikuta is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.308 billion Psikutans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Psikutan economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion Kellers a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 197,315 Kellers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 612,073 per year while the poor average 48,974, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Psikuta's national animal is the Pitbull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Psikuta is ranked 167,695th in the world and 4,354th in the West Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 407.46 milliStalins.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,423rdMost Cultured: 1,459thMost Influential: 1,551stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,560thLargest Retail Industry: 1,799thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,916thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,131stTop
Most Devout: 2,287thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,347thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,880thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,179thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,293rdRudest Citizens: 3,524thHighest Crime Rates: 4,264thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,398thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,855thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,413thHighest Average Incomes: 6,519thBest Weather: 6,572ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,733rdSmartest Citizens: 8,016thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,154thLargest Black Market: 8,606thMost Efficient Economies: 9,377thMost Armed: 9,534thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 11,330thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,586thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,991stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,453rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,808thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,043rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,224thHighest Economic Output: 16,247thHighest Drug Use: 17,608thLargest Governments: 19,648thMost Stationary: 19,743rdMost Developed: 20,598th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionMost Devout: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 48th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 48th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 69th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 71st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 88th in the regionRudest Citizens: 92nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 94th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 102nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 123rd in the regionMost Armed: 133rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 140th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 144th in the regionBest Weather: 153rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 166th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 181st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 183rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 185th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 239th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 255th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 256th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 272nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 298th in the regionMost Stationary: 298th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 301st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 342nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 358th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 360th in the regionLargest Governments: 398th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 402nd in the regionLargest Populations: 421st in the regionMost Developed: 458th in the regionNudest: 574th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 579th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Psikuta, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
  • : Psikuta was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Psikuta, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Psikuta, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Psikuta, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Psikuta, for just a few extra Kellers Psikutans can get new driving records with their new cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Psikuta, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Psikuta, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • : Following new legislation in Psikuta, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Psikuta endorsed The Kingdom of Valocke.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 154 » Win Mints, Liberillia, Fallgriffin, Barcocoland, Shaktirajya, Mathematania, Tropical Isles, Pandaland III, Ferroia, Wickedly evil people, DiscGolfLand, Twisted Duality, Acropylae, Kittenlicious, Condonohia, Archonina, Torkvale, Mirchusko, Greg Tucker, The United Republic of Westend, Majuria, Nevafornia, New Belia, Oronia, United Adaikes, Triestine, WyEast, Gryphonian Alliance, Kisovec, Robbinston, Numpties, Glorious Existence, Fujai, The Anclave, Ellcrys, Oometz, The Undivided, Lynier, Divina Patriae, Bran Astor, Papercuts and Skittles, Westwind, Crazy Waters, Sensorland, Orcatortugs, Bhang Bhang Duc, Greynne, Great Sheriffdom, Marshalia, Bigstickistan, and 104 others.Recuecn, Atheist States of Philippines, Wyndward, Pandaland II, Fielure, Dilber, Arnic, Probablynotverygoodistan, Akshireuya, Rubberduckia, Constantinopolisia, Cryland, Ceden, Marina Nova, Eastern Reviler, The Fourth Redoubt, Avonna, Sniki, Albyion Kingdom, Squornshelan Remnant States, Free Radio States, Libterraria, Holmani, Gastenburg, Ingentis Novus, Redenya, Vlobbania, The Technocratic Ideas, Athrid HullHund, United States of Northern America, Thessalian, Doszidaniya, Western End Them Son, Xupqeu, Ubiquistania, Kiensu, Bodusse, Santos-Dominius, The North American Assembly, Sindria, Eritasia, 3kruimels, Vasilism, Moriari, BoxcarJim, Leukogeras, Pi Island, Fumafuma, Quevilis, The divisive isolationists, Cro Magnon, Fuentana, Bova Ptaltand, New Cerveza, Kalla, San Mazer, Einherfell, Nieubasria, Arracrania, Eskaton, IndyCar Racing, Arvladma, Q The Almighty, Plankstein, Antahbrantahstan, Mediobogdum, Parinan, Mercia Regnum, Nas Crustium, Estriacea, Anuubis, Saransh, Ahssn, Zoran, Pepinooo, Inner Paniumati, Carvell, Volkason, Fallen Iron Duke, Willow Gate, Troodan, Irador, Grand Republic of the Sun, Gracelantia, Emark, Thevinia, Professor Thomas, Giovanniland, Samueliebox, Fhaengshia, Hamburg Neo, Pilonistan, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Orson Welles, Betsomarik, Sirulinuck, BIteland, Aldesport, Av Libertas Vindex, Newfieisland, Yaspica, Dalimbar, Dominguez Hills, and Valocke.

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