The Empire of Psikuta is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 10.319 billion Psikutans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Psikutan economy, worth a remarkable 2,473 trillion Kellers a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 239,747 Kellers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, and women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up". Crime is totally unknown. Psikuta's national animal is the Pitbull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Psikuta is ranked 279,986^th in the world and 1,397^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 6.62 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.