The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 34.289 billion Puerto Thelosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Puerto Thelosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,900 trillion nyans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 113,748 nyans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Puerto Thelosia, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, and only the richest get to see out of their windows. Crime is totally unknown. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Puerto Thelosia is ranked 22,686th in the world and 310th in Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 86,459.16 Standard Monetary Units.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Puerto Thelosia passed an omnibus bill to adopt 3 General Assembly resolutions.
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Puerto Thelosia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Nuclear Compliance Commission".
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Puerto Thelosia adopted General Assembly Resolution #12 "Against Torture".
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Puerto Thelosia adopted General Assembly Resolution #15 "Space Transport and Astronomical Research".
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Puerto Thelosia endorsed
The Volksgeist Republic of Uthelstad.
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Puerto Thelosia endorsed
The Democratic States of Athens But Better.
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Puerto Thelosia was endorsed by
The Volksgeist Republic of Uthelstad.
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Puerto Thelosia was endorsed by
The Democratic States of Athens But Better.
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Puerto Thelosia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Spectrum Allocation and Coordination Act".
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Puerto Thelosia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The New Meritocracy".



















































