The Dictatorship of Regulustor is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 305 million Regulustorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Regulustorian economy, worth 25.7 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,393 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and heavily subsidised Regulustorian baskets litter the streets of the South Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regulustor's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Regulustor is ranked 290,427^th in the world and 3,778^th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -7.11 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.