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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 977thLargest Mining Sector: 1,405thFattest Citizens: 1,895th
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Cerb

Population15.916 billion

Capitalthe Dawg pound
LeaderDr Cerberus T Dawg
Faith24th day Dawgist

Currencysmiley
Animalfluffy little puppy

The Woot woot woot I feel free of Cerb is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dr Cerberus T Dawg with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.916 billion Cerbadeedoodahs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dawg pound. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The powerhouse Cerblicious economy, worth a remarkable 2,509 trillion smileys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,686 smileys, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 559,146 per year while the poor average 32,077, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The clergy of 24th day Dawgist remains a single-sex institution, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Dr Cerberus T Dawg's most personal functions, and freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Cerb's national animal is the fluffy little puppy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day Dawgist.

Cerb is ranked 36,802nd in the world and 364th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,993.9 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 977thLargest Mining Sector: 1,405thFattest Citizens: 1,895thTop
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Most Devout: 2,180thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,221stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,710thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,640thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,014thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,078thLargest Black Market: 4,268thMost Avoided: 4,963rdHighest Economic Output: 5,402ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,620thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,801stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,348thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,817thLargest Retail Industry: 8,185thMost Armed: 9,435thTop
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Largest Populations: 11,271stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,405thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,856thHighest Average Incomes: 11,868thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,499thLowest Crime Rates: 12,510thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,796thMost Influential: 14,240thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,337th
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Largest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 38th in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 39th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionMost Avoided: 49th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 54th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 60th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 80th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 93rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 114th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 119th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 120th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 121st in the regionMost Armed: 125th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 155th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 165th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 167th in the region

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