The Lost Paradise of Grimmywelsh is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Grimtooth with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 30.819 billion Grimmywelshians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grim City. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Grimmywelshian economy, worth a remarkable 5,436 trillion Faloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,398 Faloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, cops in Grim City spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grimmywelsh's national animal is the Lemonfly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grimmywelsh is ranked 317,244^th in the world and 356^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.