Population | 1.952 billion |
Capital | Käseaffe |
Leader | Affe |
Faith | Monkeism |
Currency | Kzero |
Animal | Blue Starred Monkey |
The Tyrannical Federation of Kazanqa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Affe with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.952 billion Monkeys are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Käseaffe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.
The all-consuming Monkey economy, worth 188 trillion Kzeros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,606 Kzeros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 285,551 per year while the poor average 25,686, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.
Affe claims to be the epitome of family values, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazanqa's national animal is the Blue Starred Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Monkeism.
Kazanqa is ranked 237,773rd in the world and 4,938th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kazanqa, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all.
- : Kazanqa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Kazanqa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Kazanqa endorsed The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Kazanqa endorsed The Republic of Siwale.
- : Following new legislation in Kazanqa, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in Kazanqa, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
- : Following new legislation in Kazanqa, Affe claims to be the epitome of family values.
- : Kazanqa was endorsed by The Republic of Siwale.
- : Kazanqa was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 69 » Northern Zorbrasnka, Neptunian Military Administration, Petronellania, Ereena, United Kahndaq, Aerilia, Shibutani, Varisland, Corfad, Kwaj, The New Oceanic States, Texaska, Eralan, Bagojo, Francois Isidore, Castle In Confidence, New Lakemba, Oannia, New Atlantico, Germanic Cat, Armonker, PlanetMercury, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Kainin, Esperonia, Russila, Arostica, North Bratislava, Aoncarpa, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Laforeia, PotatoFarmers, Zandos, United Orange Valley States, Halsoni, Pribaltic Union, Ethnon, Ishtimbine, Marlducro, Republiqueducroissant, New Cordyceps, CyberEgypt, Laurendon, Eylstadt Izetta, Alogiada, Yaorozu, Mystiquelle, Darkanistan, Nouvel Empire, and 19 others.Kranostav, Rex Republic, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Davidianian, Dillimore, Suvarnavarta, Arucaria, Zerentopia, Notyoutopia, Former English Colony, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Chipoli, Simone Republic, PwRepublic, South Parter, Wolffoxia, Stal Valley, and Siwale.