The Commonwealth of Arucaria is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by President James Reed with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.591 billion Arucarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Welfare, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prime City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Arucarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,945 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 278,159 credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,609,762 per year while the poor average 22,880, a ratio of 70.4 to 1.

The new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, Arucaria's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime is totally unknown. Arucaria's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Arucaria is ranked 308,036^th in the world and 4,686^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 9 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.