The Republic of Lamba-desh is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Ekam with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 844 million Lamba-deshis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acotrol - Administrative city of the ROL. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Lamba-deshian economy, worth 86.0 trillion Lamdas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,845 Lamdas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamba-desh's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lamba-desh is ranked 94,584^th in the world and 1,191^st in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,465.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.