The Picture above is actually of Leiningerland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.716 billion Leiningerlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuleiningen. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leiningerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion Schwanentalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,682 Schwanentalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. Crime is totally unknown. Leiningerland's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Leiningerland is ranked 4,385^th in the world and 97^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,507.62 pounds of wildlife per square mile.