The Republic of Innocentic is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Loukas Windlesora with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.635 billion Innocents are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gundesaelf. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Innocent economy, worth a remarkable 1,959 trillion Panningas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 226,898 Panningas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A flying elephant and Loukas Windlesora share the same nickname, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, and children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Innocentic's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Innocentic is ranked 88,049^th in the world and 305^th in Europe for Largest Populations, with 8.63 billion capita.