The Federation of Samgreat is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Sam with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 12.218 billion Samyeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samcity. The average income tax rate is 4.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,389 trillion Turs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 359,231 Turs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For just a few extra Turs Samyeans can get new driving records with their new cars, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices. Crime is totally unknown. Samgreat's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Samgreat is ranked 67,280^th in the world and 412^th in Europe for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15,994.4 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.