The Empire of The Augustans is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Fritz with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.598 billion Augustans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augustus. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Augustan economy, worth 660 trillion Augustan dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,664 Augustan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Emperor Fritz's wardrobe, and the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Augustans's national animal is the Augustan Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Augustus.

The Augustans is ranked 164,236^th in the world and 745^th in Europe for Largest Populations, with 3.60 billion capita.