The Federal Empire of Chioganah is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Constantius IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 23.615 billion Chioganahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canariss. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chioganahian economy, worth a remarkable 2,723 trillion Khanics a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,340 Khanics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Finders keepers is the law of the land, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, public transit is widely considered to be perpetrating the patriarchy, and diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chioganah's national animal is the Pallas Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Chioganah is ranked 304,622^nd in the world and 827^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.