The Dominion of The Official Aschenburg WA Embassy is a large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 106 million Embassyians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The powerhouse Official Aschenburg WA Embassyian economy, worth 8.91 trillion Gold Aschenburg Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 84,078 Gold Aschenburg Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 378,232 per year while the poor average 11,533, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

Artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Official Aschenburg WA Embassy's national animal is the Aschenburgarian Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Official Aschenburg WA Embassy is ranked 24,566^th in the world and 282^nd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 15.76 Obesity Rate.