The Capitalist Nature Republic of Adinesi is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by NaturePresident Alora McAdinesi with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.476 billion Adinesiattanas are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AlkonapolisiaAdinesiCaronaNovaIguazu. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Adinesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,006 trillion The Adinesi NATURE Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 240,959 The Adinesi NATURE Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, sex changes are routinely performed at Adinesi's hospitals, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adinesi's national animal is the Adinesi Iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adinesiattan Atheism.

Adinesi is ranked 273,619^th in the world and 3,465^th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.59 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.