The Republic of United Citizens is a massive, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.768 billion United Citizensians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harmony. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming United Citizensian economy, worth 438 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,469 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Citizens's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Citizens is ranked 274,620^th in the world and 4,814^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -276.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.