The Republic of Bear Nation is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pennywise with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.217 billion Bear Nationians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wrigley. The average income tax rate is 13.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bear Nationian economy, worth 417 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,662 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Bear Nationian language, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, many aides in Pennywise's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bear Nation's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bear Nation is ranked 49,515^th in the world and 369^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.31 law-abiding acts per hour.