The Kingdom of Guyana Francese is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Zacharias Pierron Bonaventur with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.622 billion Franceseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saül. The average income tax rate is 81.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Francesean economy, worth a remarkable 1,817 trillion Credit of guyana-francoes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 323,343 Credit of guyana-francoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training, relationship guidance consists of "lie back and think of Guyana Francese", and some achieve retirement and some have retirement thrust upon them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyana Francese's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Practically nobody.

Guyana Francese is ranked 144,458^th in the world and 312^th in 10000 Islands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 422.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.