The Concordate of Abcariare is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High Steward Marcellion Draeve with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.433 billion Abcarites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klyros. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Abcariarean economy, worth 605 trillion lumens a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,424 lumens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, contestants on Abcariare's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, and Abcarites believe manners maketh the leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abcariare's national animal is the whooping crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Concordis.

Abcariare is ranked 6,164^th in the world and 98^th in 10000 Islands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,466.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.