Population | 16.715 billion |
Capital | Cecims |
Leader | Bolbon |
Faith | Sun |
Currency | Bist |
Animal | Bubu |
The Beauty Land of Bilsa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bolbon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.715 billion Bists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cecims. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bist economy, worth a remarkable 2,598 trillion Bists a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,451 Bists, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
People across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, restless leg syndrome sufferers live under constant fear of arrest, aides are afraid to ask if Bolbon wants a cup of tea or coffee, and the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bilsa's national animal is the Bubu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sun.
Bilsa is ranked 304,769th in the world and 305th in Forest for Most Cultured, scoring 19 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bilsa was endorsed by The Empire of The Realizer.
- : Bilsa was endorsed by The Republic of Taco Respublic.
- : Following new legislation in Bilsa, the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts.
- : Following new legislation in Bilsa, aides are afraid to ask if Bolbon wants a cup of tea or coffee.
- : Bilsa was endorsed by The Well-Independent Federation of RIDGELAND.
- : Bilsa was endorsed by The Empire of The Realizer.
- : Bilsa was endorsed by The Federal Socialist Republic of Ziotah and Riverside.
- : Bilsa endorsed The Federal Socialist Republic of Ziotah and Riverside.
- : Bilsa endorsed The Allied States of Esterild.
- : Bilsa endorsed The Republic of Taco Respublic.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 37 » Turbeaux, Novian Republics, Love and Nature, Lura, Ransium, Canaltia, Effazio, Atsvea, Hyon Delta, The Cypher Nine, Blue Nagia, Roless, Kyratistani, Verdant Haven, Terrabod, Zerphen, Ecologist Hegemony, Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Mount Seymour, Nordustra, Tildalandia, Motu Tele, Psuke, Ypogegrammeni, York Zionia, Saint Dolmance, Difin-Per Ubelk, ProForestation, McClandia Doge 2, Frieden-und Freudenland, Edible Plywood, Velichye, Vernidia, Ziotah and Riverside, RIDGELAND, Taco Respublic, and The Realizer.