The Colony of Chilledsville is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Chilledenuff with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, humorless population of 24.271 billion Chilledsvilleans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hub. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilledsvillean economy, worth a remarkable 7,891 trillion Groats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 325,137 Groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pranking is an art form, every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame, people have become comfortably numb, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chilledsville's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chilledsville is ranked 92^nd in the world and 1^st in Forest for Most Developed, scoring 100.66 on the Human Development Index.