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The Colony of
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Chilledenuff
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Chilledsville

Population10.909 billion

CapitalThe Hub
LeaderChilledenuff

CurrencyGroat
AnimalSloth

The Colony of Chilledsville is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chilledenuff with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 10.909 billion Chilledsvilleans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hub. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilledsvillean economy, worth a remarkable 3,286 trillion Groats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 301,299 Groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Chilledsvillean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chilledsville's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chilledsville is ranked 204,139th in the world and 435th in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -30.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 59thLowest Crime Rates: 66thMost Beautiful Environments: 74thSafest: 79thBest Weather: 87thMost Developed: 88thLongest Average Lifespans: 102ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 134thHealthiest Citizens: 146thMost Pacifist: 170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 173rdLargest Governments: 182ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 189thMost Advanced Public Education: 195thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 233rdSmartest Citizens: 258thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 261stMost Inclusive: 314thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 330thMost Compassionate Citizens: 417thHighest Poor Incomes: 563rdMost Secular: 596thNicest Citizens: 693rdMost Cultured: 732ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 810thMost Influential: 932ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,067thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,152ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,585thMost Efficient Economies: 1,826thHighest Average Incomes: 1,943rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,058thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,200thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,323rdHighest Economic Output: 3,612thNudest: 4,245thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,075thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,094thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,646thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,373rdMost Stationary: 17,266th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chilledsville voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn ravana".
  • : Chilledsville voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Peaceful First Contact".
  • : Following new legislation in Chilledsville, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Chilledsvillean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Chilledsville, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Chilledsville, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Chilledsville, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Chilledsville, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Chilledsville, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Chilledsville, all the playground's a stage for Chilledsvillean schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Chilledsville, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever.

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