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Most Influential: 45thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,005thBest Weather: 1,770th
The Holy Easter Eggs of
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Civil Rights
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Population17.232 billion

LeaderPresident Braaten

AnimalGrand Eagle

The Holy Easter Eggs of Einswenn is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Braaten with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 17.232 billion Einseters enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keepenhest. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Einset economy, worth a remarkable 3,531 trillion einskrones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,957 einskrones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Einswenn, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is totally unknown. Einswenn's national animal is the Grand Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Einserheim.

Einswenn is ranked 29,475th in the world and 75th in Forest for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 272,959 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 45thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,005thBest Weather: 1,770thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,826thMost Cultured: 2,045thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,361stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,434thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,737thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,769thHealthiest Citizens: 3,407thSmartest Citizens: 3,480thHighest Economic Output: 3,679thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,694thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,033rdMost Developed: 4,127thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,249thRudest Citizens: 4,272ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,458thLargest Black Market: 4,488thMost Inclusive: 4,882ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,201stLargest Retail Industry: 5,497thHighest Average Incomes: 6,194thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,710thLowest Crime Rates: 10,810thMost Secular: 11,317thLargest Populations: 11,696thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,793rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,975thLargest Governments: 12,025thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,347thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,894thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,627thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,763rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,094th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the region

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