The Northern Lands of Einswenn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jarlin Agnetta Sofit with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.01 billion Einseters hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kronheim. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Einset economy, worth a remarkable 8,798 trillion einskrones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 303,275 einskrones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cruise ships arrive in their dozens to watch cruise missile tests, down payment blues in foreign nations are a thing of the past, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, and the dearly departed are remembered with a good meal. Crime is totally unknown. Einswenn's national animal is the Sacred White Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Einserheim.

Einswenn is ranked 1,285^th in the world and 13^th in Forest for Highest Poor Incomes, with 251,471.81 Standard Monetary Units.