General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 11.485 billion |
| Capital | Ponaiga |
| Leader | Soakini Kavosana |
| Faith | Mazdakite Zoroastrian |
| Currency | Gold Lulu ȴ |
| Animal | Crab-Consuming Bat |
The Concord Republic of Safiloa is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Soakini Kavosana with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.485 billion Safiloans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponaiga. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Safiloan economy, worth a remarkable 1,246 trillion Gold Lulu ȴs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 108,531 Gold Lulu ȴs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, hardline members of the Red Bloc consider Soakini Kavosana a filthy revisionist traitor, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safiloa's national animal is the Crab-Consuming Bat, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Mazdakite Zoroastrian.
Safiloa is ranked 370th in the world and 5th in Forest for Most Cultured, scoring 569 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
Endorsements Received: 55 » 
The Cypher Nine, 
Saint Dolmance, 
Longingland, 
Chilledsville, 
Ypogegrammeni, 
Ecologist Hegemony, 
Kawastyselir, 
Republik Hintonia, 
Marthuania, 
Azure Mines, 
Love and Nature, 
Ransium, 
Fartsniffage, 
Prusmia, 
Lura, 
York Zionia, 
Rhodevus, 
Kiret-Falnai, 
Ownzone, 
The Black Forrest, 
Verdant Haven, 
Tishanda, 
Eryndlynd, 
Porde, 
ProForestation, 
Vantser, 
Caterasia, 
Dest Oritio, 
Canaltia, 
Greater Morvonia, 
Seagull, 
The Realizer, 
Bisofeyri World Assembly Mission, 
Evaropi, 
Democratic Republic of Cacusia, 
Pookyvania, 
Korwin, 
Glossa, 
Roless, 
Random Island in the Arctic, 
Nittany Hollow, 
Aadonatins, 
Jutsa, 
Edible Plywood, 
Novian Republics, 
Psuke, 
Lumiose, 
Karaa Theocracy, 
Majalangka, 
Iija, and 5 others.
Furilisca, Copalis, Magna-Parva, The Puppet nation of Core, and Great Lakes Municipalities.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Safiloa was endorsed by 
The Sweetwater Confederation of Great Lakes Municipalities.
- : Following new legislation in Safiloa, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
- : Following new legislation in Safiloa, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process.
- : Safiloa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Safiloa lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Safiloa, hardline members of the Red Bloc consider Soakini Kavosana a filthy revisionist traitor.
- : Following new legislation in Safiloa, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Safiloa, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes.
- : Following new legislation in Safiloa, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.
- : Safiloa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Income Equality.
