by Max Barry

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The Republic of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
For the Republic!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Ceden

Population17.936 billion

CapitalSentinel
LeaderAlbert Jones Hoffing

Currencykronor
AnimalDragon

The Republic of Ceden is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Albert Jones Hoffing with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.936 billion Cedenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sentinel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cedenian economy, worth a remarkable 7,222 trillion kronors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 402,701 kronors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceden's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ceden is ranked 163rd in the world and 2nd in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 262.14 law-abiding acts per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, glamping Cedenians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear.

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