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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 30thMost Developed: 50thLongest Average Lifespans: 53rd
The Republic of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
For the Republic!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Ceden

Population23.109 billion

CapitalSentinel
LeaderAlbert Jones Hoffing

Currencykronor
AnimalDragon

The Republic of Ceden is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Albert Jones Hoffing with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 23.109 billion Cedenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sentinel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cedenian economy, worth an astonishing 10,591 trillion kronors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 458,336 kronors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations, a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Cedenian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceden's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ceden is ranked 311,071st in the world and 2,712th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -38.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 30thMost Developed: 50thLongest Average Lifespans: 53rdHealthiest Citizens: 55thSafest: 57thSmartest Citizens: 59thMost Scientifically Advanced: 61stLeast Corrupt Governments: 76thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 99thLowest Crime Rates: 103rdHighest Food Quality: 149thMost Accessible: 163rdLargest Governments: 170thHighest Average Tax Rates: 191stMost Compassionate Citizens: 192ndMost Inclusive: 193rdNicest Citizens: 199thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 223rdMost Secular: 280thMost Efficient Economies: 305thLargest Information Technology Sector: 329thMost Cultured: 343rdMost Pacifist: 351stMost Beautiful Environments: 411thMost Cheerful Citizens: 472ndLargest Publishing Industry: 472ndHighest Poor Incomes: 578thMost Advanced Public Transport: 600thLargest Welfare Programs: 604thBest Weather: 613thMost Advanced Public Education: 627thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 820thHighest Average Incomes: 860thHighest Economic Output: 1,015thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,963rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,401stMost Influential: 2,921stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,217thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,238thMost Patriotic: 3,360thMost Stationary: 3,713thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,107thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,409thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,763rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,516thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,485thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,571stLargest Populations: 14,670th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Accessible: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 45th in the regionMost Stationary: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionRudest Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 60th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 67th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 75th in the regionLargest Populations: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 130th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 133rd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 163rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 184th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 189th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 261st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Cedenian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Ceden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Albert Jones Hoffing.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceden, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.

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