The Democratic Republic of Rotvania is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by President Marvin deLuca with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.406 billion Rotvanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto Santo. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rotvanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,731 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,038 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rotvania's national animal is the kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Rotvania is ranked 10,364^th in the world and 118^th in the West Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 206,038.51 Standard Monetary Units.