The Federated Military Republic of El Facil is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Field Marshal Jusuchin with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 37.497 billion El Facilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Iserlohn. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient El Facilian economy, worth a remarkable 9,124 trillion Federal Credits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,326 Federal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Death is nobody's business, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow, skateparks can be found in every city, and El Facil is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Facil's national animal is the Thorn Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

El Facil is ranked 284,156^th in the world and 2,612^th in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 55 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.