Population | 32.329 billion |
Capital | Fortress Iserlohn |
Leader | Field Marshal Jusuchin |
Currency | Federal Credit |
Animal | Thorn Beast |
The Federated Military Republic of El Facil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Field Marshal Jusuchin with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 32.329 billion El Facilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Iserlohn. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient El Facilian economy, worth a remarkable 7,713 trillion Federal Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,600 Federal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and Field Marshal Jusuchin's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Facil's national animal is the Thorn Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
El Facil is ranked 11,453rd in the world and 174th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.63 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in El Facil, Field Marshal Jusuchin's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in El Facil, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in El Facil, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities.
- : Following new legislation in El Facil, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
- : El Facil endorsed The Impractical Matriarchy of Eyluvmenia.
- : El Facil endorsed The Florida Man of Zoran.
- : El Facil was endorsed by The Florida Man of Zoran.
- : El Facil was endorsed by The Revealing Science of All Good People.
- : El Facil was endorsed by The Impractical Matriarchy of Eyluvmenia.
- : Following new legislation in El Facil, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 53 » Nas Crustium, Dilber, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, The Undivided, Marina Nova, Overthinkers, Jigsland, Podium, New Belia, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Hongg Kong, Corbeil, Condonohia, Apexiala, Glorious Existence, Bhang Bhang Duc, Willow Gate, Mediobogdum, Zuriath, Crickoworse, Varanius, The Warriors of Determination, Savitri, Laudesia, Occidius, Orson Welles, Rengum in Lingo, Hyperion Towers, Nelovia, Diet coke enjoyers, Succedania, Arkengia, Fotisdia, Guam-North Mariana, Great Jameston, VonHoolia, Ashkan, Wickedly evil people, Guitermot, Kabirstan, Rotvania, Greg Tucker, Tsangenya, Rhamenia, Taylor Allison Swift, Isachile Tum, Nacaome, Yy4u, Hexion, and 3 others.Pushistia, Eyluvmenia, and Zoran.