|Leader||Field Marshal Jusuchin|
The Federated Military Republic of El Facil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Field Marshal Jusuchin with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 25.952 billion El Facilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Iserlohn. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient El Facilian economy, worth a remarkable 6,013 trillion Federal Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,713 Federal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", the military has gone fission for more funding, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Facil's national animal is the Thorn Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in El Facil, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in El Facil, the military has gone fission for more funding.
- : El Facil endorsed The Commonwealth of Omskin.
- : Following new legislation in El Facil, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
- : Following new legislation in El Facil, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
- : Following new legislation in El Facil, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
- : Following new legislation in El Facil, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Following new legislation in El Facil, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
- : El Facil was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Omskin.
- : El Facil was endorsed by The United States of The North American Assembly.
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