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Largest Mining Sector: 735thLargest Agricultural Sector: 800thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 833rd
The Federated Military Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Turn the other cheek, but keep that sidearm handy.
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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El Facil

Population25.952 billion

CapitalFortress Iserlohn
LeaderField Marshal Jusuchin

CurrencyFederal Credit
AnimalThorn Beast

The Federated Military Republic of El Facil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Field Marshal Jusuchin with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 25.952 billion El Facilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Iserlohn. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient El Facilian economy, worth a remarkable 6,013 trillion Federal Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,713 Federal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", the military has gone fission for more funding, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Facil's national animal is the Thorn Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

El Facil is ranked 9,294th in the world and 139th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,826.39 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 735thLargest Agricultural Sector: 800thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 833rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,192ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,221stSafest: 1,428thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,470thHighest Economic Output: 1,484thMost Armed: 1,627thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,063rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,212thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,501stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,601stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,714thMost Developed: 3,341stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,357thSmartest Citizens: 3,400thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,709thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,742ndLargest Populations: 3,815thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,898thHighest Average Incomes: 4,353rdRudest Citizens: 4,402ndMost Avoided: 4,631stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,730thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,075thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,200thMost Influential: 5,448thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,026thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,306thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,294thLowest Crime Rates: 10,170thLargest Governments: 10,944thTop
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Most Secular: 16,084thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,213thMost Efficient Economies: 21,845th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionMost Armed: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 54th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 61st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 69th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 71st in the regionMost Developed: 71st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Avoided: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 89th in the regionRudest Citizens: 111th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 118th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 139th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 168th in the regionMost Influential: 171st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 176th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 183rd in the regionLargest Governments: 200th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 214th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 358th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 377th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 405th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 468th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in El Facil, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in El Facil, the military has gone fission for more funding.
  • : El Facil endorsed The Commonwealth of Omskin.
  • : Following new legislation in El Facil, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • : Following new legislation in El Facil, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in El Facil, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Following new legislation in El Facil, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in El Facil, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
  • : El Facil was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Omskin.
  • : El Facil was endorsed by The United States of The North American Assembly.

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