The Inescapable Singularity of Arlaon is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Arlaon the First And Only with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and flagrant waste-dumping. The compassionate population of 909 million Servants of Arlaon have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unity Habitat. The average income tax rate is 19.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arlaonian economy, worth 148 trillion watts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,385 watts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A century of peace does not preclude peace negotiations, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime is totally unknown. Arlaon's national animal is the uneducated, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arlaon is ranked 9,906^th in the world and 119^th in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 125,451.83 Standard Monetary Units.