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Rudest Citizens: 35thHighest Crime Rates: 50thMost Armed: 63rd
The Combined Corporations of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Noli me tangere
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Win Mints

Population8.977 billion

LeaderAlmighty Dollar


The Combined Corporations of Win Mints is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Almighty Dollar with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.977 billion Minties live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pepperland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mintian economy, worth a remarkable 3,206 trillion cookies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 357,196 cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, and tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Win Mints's national animal is the cookie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumerism.

Win Mints is ranked 245,302nd in the world and 5,605th in the West Pacific for Best Weather, with -2218 Meters Of Sunlight.

Rudest Citizens: 35thHighest Crime Rates: 50thMost Armed: 63rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 73rdLargest Retail Industry: 90thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 90thFattest Citizens: 119thLargest Gambling Industry: 137thMost Avoided: 156thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 188thMost Rebellious Youth: 210thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 362ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 371stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 433rdLargest Insurance Industry: 811thLargest Mining Sector: 856thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,031stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,090thHighest Average Incomes: 1,177thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,262ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,377thHighest Drug Use: 1,443rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,144thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,288thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,347thTop
Most Influential: 2,834thHighest Economic Output: 4,329thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,020thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,162ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,325thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,287thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,543rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,876thNudest: 9,956thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,017thTop
Most Cultured: 12,729thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,001stMost Efficient Economies: 14,150thSmartest Citizens: 14,709thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,169thMost Politically Free: 15,693rdLargest Black Market: 17,364thMost Extreme: 20,125thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,870thMost Secular: 22,818th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 43rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 69th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 78th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 90th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 117th in the regionNudest: 119th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 137th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 152nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 157th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 169th in the regionLargest Black Market: 213th in the regionMost Extreme: 248th in the regionMost Cultured: 256th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 264th in the regionLargest Populations: 270th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 314th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 317th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 320th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 397th in the regionMost Secular: 530th in the region

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