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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,172ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,862nd
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Komiker Mawrysharken

Population314 million

CapitalMoscow

CurrencyRuble
AnimalBear

The Empire of Komiker Mawrysharken is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 314 million Komiker Mawrysharkenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 36.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Komiker Mawrysharkenian economy, worth 35.0 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 111,608 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Komiker Mawrysharken's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Komiker Mawrysharken is ranked 66,794th in the world and 3,122nd in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,845.16 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,172ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,862ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,050thRudest Citizens: 10,090thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,447thTop
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Most Influential: 14,982ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,471stMost Cultured: 17,133rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,383rdMost Rebellious Youth: 20,472nd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 119th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 166th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 201st in the regionRudest Citizens: 258th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 303rd in the regionMost Cultured: 441st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 500th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 524th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 606th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 609th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 617th in the regionNudest: 635th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 671st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 672nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 692nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 709th in the regionMost Influential: 723rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 729th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 821st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 826th in the regionMost Developed: 837th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 853rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Komiker Mawrysharken voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Komiker Mawrysharken, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
  • : Following new legislation in Komiker Mawrysharken, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Komiker Mawrysharken, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Komiker Mawrysharken, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Komiker Mawrysharken, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Komiker Mawrysharken, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
  • : Following new legislation in Komiker Mawrysharken, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Komiker Mawrysharken, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Komiker Mawrysharken, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.

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