The Armed Republic of Neo-Asiatica is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 663 million Asiaticans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu-Manila. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The all-consuming Asian economy, worth 78.5 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,335 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Finders keepers is the law of the land, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied fox. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Asiatica's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo-Asiatica is ranked 33,611^th in the world and 567^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,507.83 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.