The Qhofri Hros of Bloohete is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Calyx Arachnipapoulous with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 994 million Blatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.5%.

The all-consuming Blatian economy, worth 107 trillion Gransbies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,181 Gransbies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 544,159 per year while the poor average 12,020, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

Rural children are told reading's important (for other people), the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bloohete's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Bloohete is ranked 247,674^th in the world and 1,577^th in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 994 million capita.