The Galactic Republic of Stukilo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dodde with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 10.821 billion Hawkans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hökland. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hawkine economy, worth a remarkable 1,744 trillion Shindlerians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 161,194 Shindlerians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Stukilo, and stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stukilo's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Stukilo is ranked 286,068^th in the world and 11,036^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -464.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.