The Free Federation of Escapitania is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by President-Prime Minister with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.024 billion Escapitanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedomia Capital City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Escapitanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,237 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,080 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President-Prime Minister's reputation is hard as nails, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escapitania's national animal is the Bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Escapitania is ranked 294,527^th in the world and 2,241^st in the West Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,387.43 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.