The Free Land of Crazzy is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 862 million Crazies love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of not that crazy. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy economy, worth 105 trillion crazies a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,390 crazies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, only the richest get to see out of their windows, and preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazzy's national animal is the none, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazzy is ranked 7,023^rd in the world and 201^st in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,469.14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.